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Put a little Kenneth into your life

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Feeling a little too cosmopolitan? Wishing for a simpler life where Snapple is considered a stiff drink and men and pigs work as one? Not sure where I got that one but you can get yourself a talking Kenneth the Page Bobblehead.
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For realsies, it does it all the different ways and says 12 hilarity inducing catch phrases like:

1. Would you like me to dance for you?
2. Frankly, La Donica, you have not been real
helpful.
3. I call it ‘Gold Case’
4. It’s gonna get raw in here like sushi so haters to the left.
5. I just love television so much.
6. Well that just makes me perspire.
7. My mom is my best friend.
8. Pregnant cornbread?
9. When I get nervous I ask a lot of questions.
10. To the wig shop!
11. Yes, sir!
12. That’s what we in the showbiz call a ‘cameo’.

That’s all good but I’d really like to see a Liz Lemon/Tina Fey Bobblehead. It can say things like “Amy you’re one smart sexy writer bitch. I’d like to take you to my planet of hot, funny good times where you can eat as many brownies as you want and play naked with me in the miller light fountain.” So yeah, watch for that one soon on NBC.com.

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