Dear Tina Fey
Dear Tina Fey,
Hey there. I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written. I haven’t been avoiding you, Tina Fey, I promise. I guess I’ve been trying to give you some space and all, since all filmed episodes of 30 Rock have now aired (and let me tell you, that “Midnight Train to Georgia” number was freakin’ brilliant) and I know you can’t be filming or airing any new episodes right now, so I thought you might be sad. But also, this is time you can be spending with your gorgeous little baby, Alice, and that’s a good thing. Lots of Octopus Time, right? Awesome.
What else have you been up to lately? Catching up on reality shows? Watching some Deal or No Deal? You seem like a secret American Gladiators fan. Or maybe you bought a Wii and have been playing Super Mario Galaxy and Guitar Hero. Whatever you’ve been doing, Tina Fey, we hope you have been relaxing and having some fun and not stressing out too much. We’d totally like to help you de-stress and I really don’t mean that in a dirty way.
But I’ve been hearing rumors here and there, Tina Fey, that there have been some breakthroughs in talks and that the writers’ strike could be resolved as soon as the end of this week. The end of this week! That makes me want to do some sort of Octopus dance! I won’t do that in public, because I don’t want to embarrass myself, but if this rumor turns out to be true, I will wait until it’s just me and the dog and the cats at home and I will Octopus dance myself all over my house! I’d like to think that you and the 30 Rock writers and the cast (even Alec Baldwin) will be dancing around your living rooms too.
Tina Fey, 30 Rock, Writers’ Strike
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